Taken from :uchiha-zooa: in bordem

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde. (Not as much as my sister though)
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (My tongue is long..)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (Its true!)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (It was wet floor, I swear...)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (And air too)
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Usually the end of my hair)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (I'm sure it was Christmas)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (I have braces!)
[x] You have fallen asleep in class/work. (I.T on Thursday is closest date..)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (In tests, dammit!)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (My friends find this REALLY amusing)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Josh did that yesterday T-T)
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (Lol 8D)
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (And in dares, tasty?)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Maybe..)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Always my socks..)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Lol, the good ol' days)
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (When I was young..)
[x] You break a lot of things. (Clumsy me..)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (Apparently, its 'cute'
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (My ceiling contains a lot of things!)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (It has a meaning?!)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 35

140%?